This is what's been keeping me busy.

You may start replacing "the" with "teh" in your vocabulary because even Wikipedia has acknowledged teh's um, arrival:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teh

Anyone who dares to challenge teh status of "teh" should be dismissed as not getting teh Interweb culture.

We're going on a vacation at the end of the month.  Personally I'd be happy with taking a few days off from work and just stay home.  But the wife has this crazy idea of flying to Paris and London for a week.

The only European country I've ever been to was Portugal, but I can't really claim with conviction that I've been to Europe because it really doesn't count.

"Have you ever been to Europe?"

"No I haven't.  But I've visited Portugal back in 2000."

"You dumb ass."